When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up, what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning… uphill… barefoot… BOTH ways… in pouring rain… yadda, yadda blah, blah, blah…

I remember promising myself that when I grew up, There was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it!

But now that I’m over the ripe old age of thirty I can’t help but look around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today you don’t know how good you’ve got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and Look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!

There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen! Pen Pals – remember them? Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

Want to see boobs? Google wasn’t even thought of so the best you could hope for was swapping old Playboy magazines with your friend who stole them from his dad.

There were no MP3’s or iTunes! If you wanted music, you had to catch a bus to the damn record store and buy it yourself! Our equivalent to Napster and Limewire was waiting around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and fuck it all up!

We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that’s it!

And we didn’t have Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mum, boss, drug dealer, collections agent, you just didn’t know! You had to pick it up and take your chances!

We didn’t have any Playstation’s or Xbox’s with high-resolution 3D graphics! We had the Atari 2600 and Commodore 64! With games Like ‘Space Invaders’ and ‘Double Dragon’. Your guy was a little clunky bunch of pixels! You actually had to use your Imagination!! And there was no online multiplayer stuff either. It was just you and your brother and a couple of joysticks that hardly worked.

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! If you missed it – too bad. It wasn’t coming to DVD and there was no downloading from Bit Torrent the next day.

You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel. There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I’m saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!

And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove … imagine that! That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You’re spoiled. You guys wouldn’t have lasted Five minutes back in 1980!

Regards, The over 30 Crowd.

Guys and Girls!

Achtung!!! HITB 2008 is nearing and don’t fukin miss this event of the year, its kicks more asses than a llama srsly..
Since my goddam fuckin keyboard is fucked, can you please copy paste this url and insert in your anus.. i mean your browser and get ova there and sign up you fuckin fuckers! wtf are you waiting for.. ill be doing a 0.5 hour strip show dancin with Spoonfork butt nekkid! So lets go already… sign up! HITB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

‘ll point you to Spoonfarkers site for more info on the goodies Spoonfarker

So long and see you wanabee hackers and wankers in HITB 2008!

Now fuck off please…

These are the final results of the Permatang Pauh by-election

PARTI KEADILAN RAKYAT: 31,195

BARISAN NASIONAL: 15,524

MAJORITY:15,671

VOTER TURN-OUT: 81%

So Dato Anwar Ibrahim is finally going to Parliament after a decade. We hope nothing but the best for our nation.
I’m feeling very patriotic today after knowing the result of the by-election but won’t be celebrating Independence Day this year.

Is this a new rave now ? Fish spa… How many of you tried this fish spa ? I’m sure some of you did and how it was and how you enjoyed it.. well good for you and i’ve seen a lot of people in the spa soaking their filthy feets for the fishes to munch on your excessive dead skins. You are not only helping the companies make money but you are actually feeding the fishes. Good on you!
I saw this in Sunway Pyramid a few weeks ago and thought i should check it out and the salesman or assistant welcomed me and gave me a package.. He was like “Sir, today we have special plice..RM35 linggit for 30minites..”
I was like wow.. thats cheap.. And told him “I want to have a look first” And he said “Ok no problem” and continue tailgating me.. I asked him what fish are these and he said its from Turkey or some shit… I for one didn’t know fishes in Turkey eat human feet’s dead skin! What the fuck did this fuckin Turk’s did to them fishes i wonder..
I saw a few Sand niggers soaking their feet in the small little aquarium and they kinda love it. Sunway is filled with Arabs cos i heard its co-owned by a filthy rich Arab some sort.
Anyways, the salesman keep insisting that I should try it and I will definitely like it and its painless cos the fish has no teeth’s… Now im even more confused, well just about when i want to try this and he tell me more stories which keeps me wondering and pondering at the pond of toothless fishes.. I was like “Dude, are you sure?” And he was like “Yes.. no titsteeths and they nibble on the dead skin until its clean” as he was showing the picture of before and after feet to convince me. Then I looked at my watch and told him, I’m running out of time and i need to go so i walked away.. And he was like “Hey you blackman come back here… i give you discon..25dorra.. sucky sucky 10 dorra..” Now, I want to creep the fuck out of you all who did this fish spa…

There must be thousands of people who go to this fish spa and what if.. what if that one person has a disease ? What if its a worse disease.. I know you will be sayin “Ahh that’s impossible and they only eat the dead skin and not bite it cos its toothless” Well yes I understand but do you know that a person with disease usually bleeds easily and they too have cuts here and there on them feets no ? Ok you said NO, fine so you say that if the fish has aids it will die but before it dies it munches a few more feet that day and probably die the next day or week or month .. who knows and in that time it might have spread this to quite a lot of people i’d say..
People, would you soak your fuckin feet after someone has put their stinky feet in it ? Yes the guy said the water is regulated and how true is it ? And so do they regulate the fish after the first customer.. Like “Alrite little buddies, your time to relax now so go hit a strip bar and come back later” Fuck no.. those little peckers do it all day with different feet.. Be gone now.. hahhah
Oh before i end this, i visited malaysian miss universe pigeons site to choose which fuglies should represent our country and the best part it, the site lets you kill off whoever you do not like.. I killed em all…. everytime i click on a contestant and hear them speak i feel the fuckin urge in me to kick their fuckin twat so hard till it bleeds…. whats with the slang bitches.. you are malaysian and you weren’t born in USA or Britain.. English motherfuckers.. do you speak it ? <-- famous quote from Samuel Jackson.. you know the movie.. No wonder they haven't wont even once.. They should learn from Miss South Carolina.. see below her answer to the judges :

Q: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Who do you think this is?

A: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

Joke :

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

V. Gina

What is this Blog for the assholes you say ? Well, i am opening this site for any contributors to create account and blog away. It will purely be for YOU to vent your anger at someone/something, for example some guy/girl who drives like a piece of shit and you can even publish their number plate so the other’s will be aware of these assholes.. get it ? Or if you hate someone and don’t wana use your own blog to publish it.. you can be anonymous or create a fake ID. Your identity is safe with me, worry not, i would never sell your soul to MIC/MCA/UMNO.

As you can see there is a login button on the right –> So click em and create an account, it is open to all and will be moderated by me, if you don’t know how to use Wordpress, go fuck yourself and enroll in Primary 1. Its WYSIWYG (What You Suck Is What You Get).

Keep the posting coming and the comments assplode!

yes, this damn b0g is back online, the owner finally get it damn boring b0g back. where was the owner went to previously? I heard he went to become gigolo in thailand, to earn some money and pay for hosting. what a shame on him…. RM100 also cannot afford to pay a year.. it’s just 8.50 bucks/month, 0.28 cent/day…

wtf, it’s only 28 cent/day, what can you do with 28 cent a day… 28 cents only can drive you 1km is you are driving bloody toyota vios or honday city, 28 cent can buy you some candy bar..

well, he is lame, everyone knows that.

No im not talking about this site… i know y’all don’t care about it.. but more pressing issues here please..

Remember last week Friday our PM Badawi suppose to announce a relief plan for motorist who is paying high price for our own natural resources ? Yes!! Thats the one!! So what the fuck has he announced ???
He announced that all Taxi’s will enjoy RM1.96 /liter petrol…

So you still don’t see a problem here ? Wait… then the Taxi drivers ( So called taxi drivers) which is what came out from our national media of what the taxi drivers said that it is not enough and they will increase fare price by another 10cents….

So you still don’t see a problem here ? Are y’all that stupid ?? Numbfuckinskullz…
Taxi nowdays are running on NGV don’t they ? So why does the government gave them the taxi’s RM1.96 /litre and leave us the Rakyat to pay RM2.70 ? Shouldn’t it be the other way round ? I don’t see myself carrying passengers and charging them while paying RM1.96 /liter petrol and paying half of the toll price isn’t it ? Oh no, they are pumping NGV!!! NOT PETROL !!! YOU DUMBFUCKS!!!

Remember when there was an email circulating about stop using Petronahas and the petrol price will go down ? I do.. well i know it’s true because the next day, the media carried out the story from the Petronas chairman saying that by us boycotting them, it will only hurt the station owners… Who the fuck is he kidding ?
Since Petronahas is fully Bumiputera and the Malaysian Malays has the soft spot they know where to hit them.. Now Petronahas is business as usual..No one is boycotting them, and advertisment is more on national TV cos they give away more BMW’s and Mercedes which the Terengganu ministers are using..
If only y’all will stop using Petronas and find an alternative and spread the news around, something will get done..

I knew most of the people watched the DEBAT between Dato Dr Anwar and Strawberry Chick Something.. Did y’all see this guy Strawberry ? His mouth was foaming… it looks like he has cum drippin out from the sides of his mouth.. For a moment i though he got the fits.. y’ know like when you has the fits ? Anyways..
One thing about this guy is that he has the balls to be on national TV and stand against a man who is mightier than him though most of his replies were out of topic (99%) of the time and being backed by monkeys in the crowd who cheers just because he is getting paid to do so.. Suprisingly he didn’t resign and we all Malaysian know that Dato Anwar beat the crap outa him.. and the judges.. hmm.. pathetic.. a chancellor who doesn’t know whats IPP.. fuck.. why do they employ retards to be chancellors …. Now y’all know why Malaysian universities are not even in the top 100.. wait.. top 1000!!1 YES its not even in TOP 1000 .. See here and here
University Malaya used to be in the Top 100 long time ago.. the days are gone now.. Sending your kids to Malaysian University is like sending them to whore house nowdays.. until the education system in Malaysia can mature and the diversity is acheived.. it will jump back in the ranks.. but until then we can enjoy it being at TOP1000..

The Malaysian politics has been the interest of everyone nowdays, i don’t know about you but for me .. yes .. it has been and it just gets interesting day by day from all the revelation by Malaysia Today to Malaysiakini and the lies from The Star and NST and Utusan and all the local media.. its just amazing..

if you have read the Mamak Mahathir website about Dato Anwar and read the fine line.. you know it was a setup when he was in power.. They are doing it again.. and this time very newbie like… Asking for DNA and saying that the one they have now is old.. The village people will believe… but the government thinks everyone of us are still staying on the trees and will believe them… Grow the fuck up..

Anyways.. enough of this.. will update soon.. so how have y;all been fuckers ??

And a joke..

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky parted above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

The Lord replied, ‘You want two lanes or four on that bridge?’

Najib in big big huge pile of shit trouble now

Jokes

A blonde walked into a computer shop one day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain to fit her 15 inch computer monitor. The assistant said, “Why do you want a curtain for your computer screen?”

To which the blonde replies, “I’ve got Windows”.

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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

“It’s a period,” said the little boy.

“Well, I can see that,” she said, ”but what is so exciting about a period?”

”Damned if I know,” said the little boy, ”but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself.”

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.

The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.

For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage. The Major asks her, “What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?”

She replied, “Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?!!?”